Forgot my camera

So tonight we went to a bar to hear our friends play - they are a rock band. Because I'm an idiot I forgot my camera so am reduced to trying to describe what they were wearing.

Okada (lead guitar) had actually brushed his hair. First time I've ever seen it tidy.

Chappy (bass) had a white singlet, sunglasses and enough grease in his hair to lubricate the engine of a nuclear warship.

Rocky (vocals) was wearing sunnies, fingerless white gloves, a sleeveless black vest, tight jeans and white cowboy boots. I don't think you can imagine how . . . interesting everyone looked.

On the subject of fashion, here are a couple of gems I've found over the past few days:

Do these count as short longs or long shorts??

Ok, there has got to be something wrong with a guy wearing a pink hoodie with a girls handbag around his neck. Right!?!