AKA: The Grublet AKA: Grubchick AKA: Hey, you! AKA: The Horror of Hagi
AKA: Hamchan AKA: Have you seen this hamster? AKA: Liebling
The Grublet was determined to have dominion over the world.
She engineered her first escape attempt on 13 December, 2007, when she was just 28 days old. Her plan involved the sabotage of a fellow hamsters’ adoption and the careful application of cuteness to ensure her subsequent selection as the replacement.
Not long after that, she awoke her ‘Owner’ in the middle of the night with a small knife (ok, it was a sharpened plastic pino sword), held to their throat. From that moment onward, the owner truly became the owned.
In the years that followed, the Grublet carried out several diabolical plans. Some were successful, such as ‘The Great Sunflower Seed Heist’, while others were foiled. Damn those evil ratbirds and their allies, the French!
She struggled through the disastrous uranium shortage of 2009 and went on to become the absolute ruler of Hagi, despite Shaks’ numerous attempts to prevent this.
Unfortunately, after several years of failure, her arch-nemesis, Eric ‘Brick Man’ Wilson finally achieved his goal of destroying her.
The Grublets’ final words were:
“Revenge will be mine!”
Born: 15 November, 2007
Died: 23 February, 2010
She will be sadly missed . . . by me, at least.
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