Not sure I want to know but . . .

Dad, did you ever wear anything like this?
And if you did, did you ever get laid??? Actually, don't answer that. Please.

And Mum, were you wearing something like these the first time you met Dad? If either of you answer yes to these questions, I am officially disinheriting you!!

I'm guessing this is the reason for all those grey hairs, too, Dad.